"HI Ebberbudde! Mai name is Mr. Bob Buttons & yes, the MR is part ov mai name. Mai Aunt Carol callded me MR B'cuz she sed Ai been frew a lots & d'surved teh titul.
Ai yoosta b'longed 2 a fambly nex' door 2 Aunt Carol. Tehy tol' her Ai wuz 13 years ole. Tehy knowed she had 2 cats so tehy axed her 2 look owt fur me & come ober & feed me w'en tehy wuz owt. Tehy wuz owt a lot. Finally tehy wuz owt fur gud. Aunt Carol camed 2 giv me noms & Ai wuz owt N teh garage wif all teh furnichur! Ai wuz so skerred. But she tookd me 2 her 'aprtmunt wher Ai met LeeLee & Miss Gracie--her 2 kittehs. LeeLee had her isshews & ignored me but Ms. Gracie took me 2 her side & maded me comfy. She wuz full ov slobby kisses & hugs fur me. Poor Ms. Gracie & LeeLee R OTR now & taht's a diff'runt story Ai dowanna fink abot rite now.
Aunt Carol cudnt keep me long b'cuz she was moovin frum her 'partmunt fur a noo job. She brot me 2 her sisser and taht is how Ai got to the Michael home. She tell 'em mai name iz Buttons & Ai 13 years ole. She call me MR. Buttons. Mom showed me 2 Poppa w'en he camed home & Poppa sed "BOB! He looks liek a Bob! Buttons is 2 fem'nit fur ole guys liek us so Ai will call him Bob."
Mom sed, "We'll Compermize & call his whole name Mr. Bob Buttons.
Abot las' year sumtiem Ai got a blog 2 rite my advenchurs ov being a older cat & showing hyoomin iz fun 2 git a older pet. Tehn Ai open a Twitter & Facebook & Mai mom help me open fanclub on Facebook. Unca Greg sed Ai needed T-shirts n' stuff so Ai has a store. We R gonna add moar stuff feechuring evils Brudder Benny taht mai Unca Greg, who iz artiss, Nvented. Mom sez Unca Greg is not well N teh head.
Heeer's sum pichurs & links:
This is a portrit of me in mai WLF beret Ai earned frum WLF on Twitter. It meeens "Whiskas Lib'ratshun Front." We duz comyoontee survis fur all anipals.
Heer is me abot 2 wurk on mai blog wif Mom's net book.
Heer is me on Mom & Poppa's bed. Ai liek when teh covvers is curled up."
LINKS TO FIND MR. BOB BUTTON:
Mr. Bob Buttons BLOG Gess w'at iz called?
On Twitter Ai'm @MrBobButtons
Thank you for sharing your story with us,
Mr. Bob Button!!!